Like plumbing, medicine is a profession where you learn early on not to put your fingers in your mouth.

The law's a necessary evil--we canna be doing without it--but do ye not think it a poor substitute for conscience?

...knowing what o'clock it is gives ye the illusion that ye have some control over your circumstances.

So now it's space and time, " he said. "You ever watch Doctor Who on PBS?""All the time, " she said dryly, "on the BBC. And don't think I wouldn't sell my soul for a TARDIS.

Be Sure To Notice When You're Happy

Getting healthy will always result in weight loss as a side effect, but a side effect of dieting and weight loss is often poorer health.

An economic system which can only expand or expire must be false to all that is human.

A tall, thin old man waving a scorecard from the corner of his dugout. That's baseball.

One of the hardest things about my job is that there kind of is no one rulebook that applies to all situations.

Perhaps the greatest lesson which the lives of literary men teach us is told in a single word* Wait!

I would just love once to be called sexy. Just because it would make me something other than cute.

Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger

Everything in our society is so purposeful.

I'm the sexiest when I'm happy because it brings out a lot of confidence.