Life seems to be a choice between two wrong answers.

Elvis is bound to be dead. Look at all the vultures in his vicinity.

Maybe staying single meant that you never had to grow up.

Cities are judged by their richest inhabitants and rural areas are judged

It couldn't be the beer. Donnie McRory was certain of that. If you sent American beer out to be analyzed, the lab would probably phone up and say, 'Your horse has diabetes.

Boondocks' is simply the Tagalog word for mountains.

Trying to act normal is the most unnatural behavior of all.

High school and equality are forever incompatible.

Nobody has time to write a book. Some people just do it anyhow.

All babies are incoherent, but they grow up. That is the principle difference between an infant and a poet.

Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers.

If your library is not "unsafe, " it probably isn't doing its job.

No drug mafia can run his business without affiliation with the governance.

DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.

We don't hate nobody because of their color. We hate oppression!

If I'm offered a good case in Florida or a good case somewhere else, South Florida will win every time.

The three important elements in hockey are: the forecheck, the backcheck and the paycheck.

Working in the studio is a more personal experience whereas on stage in front of a billion people, its more exciting performing live.

In the Darwinian world, self-preservation is the ultimate shiny good.

I have olive skin, so if I get pale, I look green. I have to tan.

Obamacare is going to destroy everything we know as a nation.