Cities are judged by their richest inhabitants and rural areas are judged

Elvis is bound to be dead. Look at all the vultures in his vicinity.

Maybe staying single meant that you never had to grow up.

It couldn't be the beer. Donnie McRory was certain of that. If you sent American beer out to be analyzed, the lab would probably phone up and say, 'Your horse has diabetes.

Boondocks' is simply the Tagalog word for mountains.

Trying to act normal is the most unnatural behavior of all.

High school and equality are forever incompatible.

Nobody has time to write a book. Some people just do it anyhow.

All babies are incoherent, but they grow up. That is the principle difference between an infant and a poet.

Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers.

anger is more productive than fear.

I never have tantrums. If anything makes me mad, I'm silent. If I'm not talking, leave me alone.

One never quite allows for the moron in our midst.

I am not a commercial industry creator. I don't believe in making art to make money.

Not what we think, but what we do, / Makes saints of us: all stiff and cold, / The outlines of the corpse show through / The cloth of gold.

When not eating, I like shopping; although I'm afraid I've become a bit of a cliche.

I always wore the highest heels possible, because the other women on the show were tall.

The amateur is very rare in French literature - as rare as he is common in our own.

The spirit of democracy cannot be established in the midst of terrorism, whether governmental or popular.

We must reserve a back shop all our own entirely free, in which to establish our real liberty and our principal retreat and solitude.

Crowds of people moved through the streets with a dream-like violence.