Life's just a cocktail party - on the street.

People are so brainwashed by the rules that they don't know what really matters.

Lose your dreams and you might lose your mind.

Don’t take life too seriously and always remember: it is just a passing fad.

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.

There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

The past is a great place and I don't want to erase it or to regret it, but I don't want to be its prisoner either.

A good thing never ends.

I'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five.

You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.

Don't you think it's sometimes wise not to grow up.

Association brings impartation

If kindness isn't your strong suit, then you need to change clothes.

Tolerance isn't about not having beliefs. It's about how your beliefs lead you to treat people who disagree with you.

Entrepreneurs start businesses because ... they have no choice. Passion and energy drive them on good days and sustain them on bad days

Don't let failure deter you; use it as a stepping-stone and an educational experience towards making your mark on the world.

One does not always do the best there is. One does the best one can.

This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.

It's such a small place, not much to do but talk and listen. The men are jealous and the women all in competition.

Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor."

Sometimes the best ideas I have are in my bathtub or in my bed or in my dreams early in the morning before waking up ... I'm like a TV antennae, I catch it all and do it my way.