Life is the gift of being able to do something, so use it

Sometimes the endpoint is the startpoint

What's the difference between hot and cold cereal? Why can't all cereals get along?

This world made by humans for themselves is most unfriendly towards humans. What irony.

I think she's afraid to even hug me now. It's my fault, but I miss it, Andrew. I miss it so much it aches sometimes, you

. . . hated each other so much their feud had become legendary. Half the jokes in the galaxy started with “a vampire and an otrokar walk into a bar….

... I had been brought to boil twice with no pasta.

Important decisions are better made after a good nights sleep

I’m not leaving you. Right here, right now is the happiest I’ve ever been. I love you. That means I don’t leave. Sorry.

The way we live is changing. Each year, our free time shrinks a little more as computers clamor for an increasing percentage of our attention.

You can have, you can be, you can do whatever you want to do once you make the decision, so that would be my greatest piece of advice.

If at first you don't succeed, take the tax loss.

Maybe the songs that we sing are wrong, Maybe the dreams that we dream are gone, So bring it on home and it won't be long, It's getting better man!