Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.

History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.

It's not how you look, it's how you feel in the dark

Some women can touch a man and heal like Jesus. The man who sees sunrise from a Belle woman's bed will swear he's been born again.

You are what you are, until you decide to be different.

The lord giveth and most women piss it away. Perhaps this is why they lack the equipment to aim.

Love is the common currency of the poor.

Some women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog.

The only difference between a prayer and a curse is the one who stands to profit.

When you discover your own self, you will see that same infinite potential in your lover’s eyes.

Woe to the house where the hen crows and the rooster keeps still.

The world is the true classroom. The most rewarding and important type of learning is through experience, seeing something with our own eyes.

I'm an activist and I come from a very socialist background. For me, my thinking was formed by great thought leaders. And wealth preserving wasn't part of my thinking.

The machine yes the machine never wastes anybody's time never watches the foreman never talks back.

I'm here to tell you that I am proud of a couple of things. First, I am very good at projectile vomiting. Second, I've never had a really serious venereal disease.

Machines have come, art has fled, and I am far from thinking photography can help us.

I hate to look at myself in a mirror, and I never go and see films.

Yes, I've never inherited a penny!

Lovers can do their amorous rites by their own beauties