Life, here I come!' he said. And was immediately and fatally run over by a bus.

A lifetime had to be crafted, just like anything else, she thought, it had to be moulded and beaten and burnished in order to get the most out of it.

It is very hard to dislike someone you have helped

Losing is a bad feeling. I've never been on an undefeated team throughout high school, so I tasted defeat before. I've been taught to handle it graciously.

Believe in the best ... have a goal for the best, never be satisfied with less than your best, try your best, and in the long run things will turn out for the best

We're all living on borrowed time. The trick is to come up with works of sufficient interest to pay off the debt.

I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.

Do we not all spend the greater part of our lives under the shadow of an event that has not yet come to pass?.

I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.

If you slip, it doesn't mean you're less valuable. It simply means that you have something to learn from slipping.

I absolutely believe the species, the planet and the Universe can't survive if we function on hate.