Lie long enough and eventually you'll believe yourself.

If this is a dream, may we never wake up!

Momentary happiness is worse than permanent misery.

The only difference between fiction and religion is that people don't kill themselves over fiction.

Religion springs from man's feeling of inferiority.

I'm everything that you're not.

Don't be afraid! Hold my hand and let's jump off that cliff together.

I have to convince myself every night that I love you before I go to sleep lest I wake up empty.

Without purpose, we're zombies aimlessly roaming the earth.

Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end.

Let me kiss you and take your breath away, we'll worry about resuscitating you later.

If there is only nothingness after death, what’s the point of this world?

Between the ages of 8 and 12 it was difficult to know what my father was saying, and he moved very slowly, and then he died.

I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.

Dare to accomplish the things you've only dreamed about doing. If you can dream it, you can do it.

Grammar has qualities, shapes and forms.

When one lifts a ballerina, it is not her weight but her nature that causes the problem.

I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.

I pray that on this day [Christmas] when only peace and good-will are preached to mankind, better thoughts may fill the hearts of our enemies and turn them to peace.

I am tough minded, but not hard hearted.

God's foremost treasure on earth Is my ever-blossoming Gratitude-heart.