Let your inner DORK shine through.

I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie!

Hey, get a load of those two! It must be mating season or something...

The next my parents and Brianna come rollin' up in here, I'm gonna scream, "Hey! Why don't y'all just MOVE IN?!

If this world always made sense and there wasn't the gloomy dark nights that awakened your soul, you would never grow ~ you would never become, nor seek greater version of yourself.

Studies show that children best flourish when one mom and one dad are there to raise them.

When all of us are acknowledged as the human equals that we really are, there will be no space left for bullying. It will no longer be wrong to choose one thing over another.

And look, I was a big, brassy guy who won and won big. I did what I wanted.

I think if the joke is in good taste - it's a good joke.

For the same reason that the Ancien Regime is thought to have an end but no beginning, the Revolution has a birth but no end.

As I continue through my acting career I tend to wish I were a little shorter and a few pounds lighter so casting directors would call me in for more diverse roles.

We should never hesitate to listen to a fool about life because life is pretty foolish as far as I can tell.

What provokes your risibility, Sir? Have I said anything that you understand? Then I ask pardon of the rest of the company.

My voice has gotten me everything in my life, not my hair.