I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie!

Let your inner DORK shine through.

Hey, get a load of those two! It must be mating season or something...

The next my parents and Brianna come rollin' up in here, I'm gonna scream, "Hey! Why don't y'all just MOVE IN?!

From defilement can come much wisdom

Krishna says, fight. He says, go out in the battlefield and kill those people whom it's your job to kill.

You and you alone are responsible for taking actions to create the life of your dreams. Nobody else can (or will) do it for you.

The real miracle here, or stunning thing to me, is that Angela Merkel thought that she could talk on a cellphone and no one would be listening to her, allies or foes.

I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it.

I'm not the guy that thinks I'm a perfect singer.

Decide what you want and don't think of the intermediary conditions. When Nature works for us we should want what we want and Nature will work it out for us.

God does awesome things with us.

I just keep investing in the future, and I haven't reached the point where I'm not doing that.

There is nothing of any consequence in education, in the economy, in city planning, in social policy that does not concern black people.