Let the world know you as you are not as you think you should be because sooner or later if you are posing you will forget the pose and then where are you?

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you?

Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.

You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to be out! Finished! Then it'll be my turn!

I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.

Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more.

Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful.

I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

Without love it is like having a good song without an audience.

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it.

I pray that I am never so foolishly naive or roguishly pompous to think that I can be the captain of my own ship, for if God is not at the helm my ship will soon be at the bottom.

These people are trying to shake the will of the Iraqi citizens, and they want us to leave...I think the world would be better off if we did leave.

What poet would not grieve to see His brother write as well as he? But rather than they should excel, He'd wish his rivals all in Hell.

It is much easier and safer to scare someone into submission than to beat them into submission.

Medicine's good for some people. Not for me.

I wish she was dead,' he says. 'I wish they were all dead and we were, too. It would be best.

I'm not really into movies on dates because you can't chat it up.

Tiger, come on now, you've still got work to do. This round and golf tournament are not over. Hang in there and finish the race.

Ugliness is more inventive than beauty. Beauty always follows certain camps. I think it's more amusing - ugliness - than beauty.