Let's be honest. We're not Manchester United or Arsenal, are we?

The man who comes to take care of my piranhas told me that if I left West Ham he would kill all my fish.

I'm very happy to have moved to West Ham, because I can play for a better team than Sheffield Wednesday.

Robot Wars is not a sport. Guys just play with remote controls. Now, if they were wired up and got an electrical shock each time their robot got hammered, then, yes, it would be a sport.

A lion can't stay in a cage. A lion has to be on the pitch.

Only if we realise how sh*t we were at Blackburn can we improve.

We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke.

I am a fascist, not a racist.

I wanted to show them I will never give up. We have to keep together. I still believe in myself. I will never change. The players need to release the rubbish from their brains.

The shopping is not finished and before the pre-season starts I would like to bring in another two players. I like shopping, maybe I have become a woman.

David James is a cretin.

Everything must be made as simple as possible. But not simpler.

You do care, you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it all.

Light a candle against the darkness...

Sometimes, in the middle of the night, I’ll wake up with sweat drenching my chest and think it’s the blood and muck I was covered in that night.

Every medium - oral, written, print, and now electronic - has its own associated thought patterns and mind sets.

One should practice much sense, not much learning.

My plays are made up of long monologues, which is similar to prose working with the language

A riveting, exciting and thoroughly compelling tale of adventure.

If I'm in london it can be different than if I'm somewhere else.