Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Knock wood, but I started acting professionally when I was 16, and I've always been able to support myself since then.

Information of fundamental importance to the general problem of atomic structure has resulted from systematic studies of the cosmic radiation carried out by the Wilson cloud-chamber method.

To depart from righteousness is to choose a life of crushing burdens, failures, and disappointments, a life caught in the toils of endless problems that are never resolved.

Death is nothing more than a doorway, something you walk through.

The fountain of love is the rose and the lily, the sun and the dove.

Socialists are Liberals in a hurry.

I am not your justification for existence.

As always I am focused on training and coaching my team.

Cartoons are like fruit flies. Biologists use fruit flies because their large chromosomes and short life cycle make them ideal for studying hereditary changes.

Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.