Laughter is higher than all pain.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

We get stronger every time we rise after falling.

At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse.

Always be in control, do not allow money to possess your heart which should belong to God

Silly me, thinking you actually had potential. I thought, Finally, she's realized she's a vampire. Now we're getting somewhere. But now you're just a big fluffy bunny with sharp teeth.

It is the way of mortals. They fling themselves at life and emerge broken.

I'm a believer in the ordinary person, that the ordinary person is just as important and has an equally unique perspective on the world as someone who is famous or perhaps more privileged.

Vice president—it has such a nice ring to it.

My life is what a salmon must feel like. They are always going upstream, against the current.

You don't have to be crazy to be a writer, but it certainly does help

A succulent wild woman is one of any age who feels free to fully express herself in every dimension of her life.