Laughing together is as close as you can get to a hug without touching.

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.

If you know you can do it - if you can already chart every day in your future - then why bother? Choose to do something you have more trouble imagining. Take a chance.

My longing to improve my looks via The Body Shop is being replaced by my longing to improve my looks via Photoshop.

Birthdays are a reward for having shown up 365 days in a row. It's like getting a badge for attendance.

How about "diamonds are a girl's best friends"? Nope. It should be switched around and pointed out, instead, that your best friends are diamonds.

Think of the funniest story from your life. Chances are, it was something awful at the time.

Confessions are like tattoos in that 1) You convince yourself that the immediate pain of going through the process means it won't bother you later on; 2) They are permanent.

Envy is what makes you, when an acquaintance is lustily telling you that she's dating a Greek god of a guy, ask, 'Which one, Hades?'

Truth is like nuclear waste: it needs to be dealt with carefully. Sometimes it needs to be buried way, way out of town. And sometimes it should never be uncovered at all.

We should remind ourselves that laughing together is as close as you can get to another person without touching, and sometimes it represents a closer tie than touching ever could.

This is BLOSSOM!

Knowledge is the first step of enlightenment

I have throughout been curious about how much we can be said to know and with what degree of certainty or doubtfulness.

We think-although of course, now, we very seldom Clearly think- That the other side of War is Peace.

Thich Nhat Hanh has the ability to bring forth the state of peace that we each inherently posses merely by his presence in a room-this is divine power.

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse.

Lasting solutions to many social problems will be found only as we each learn to say, 'I am society'.

After 20 years of doing comedy, I find dramatic work more challenging.

The noblest worship is to make yourself as good and as just as you can.

Maybe if Graziano make another work or another sport I wouldn't have had this passion to be a rider.