Kissing her wasn't just a kiss. It was a full-body, mid-altering experience.

Pray to whatever you believe in that they don't send the snakes.

It sucks. I think you'd make a pretty snake woman, but I'm not really into that kind of girl. Those pointy teeth and slitted nose. Their mindless need to kill..." He shuddered.

So, you're the Santa Claus of the magic world with a naughty and nice list?

I promise if you come to my car I won't cuff you unless..." his voice dropped in a sensuous tone, "...that's what you want.

Death had touched her, hurt her, and left her to deal with its disagreeable aftermath.

All this for two bad lines he could’ve gotten out of a fortune cookie?

I’ll help you, if you admit since our first kiss you imagined us together so many times that the images of us haunt you at night and sour the touch of any other man.

The witch hunter could not date the witch.

She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.-Artemis Fowl

Learn how to be happy with what you have while you pursue all that you want. - Jim Rohn

Have pity on them all, for it is we who are the real monsters.

Every human is born of collusion. We come into this world the result of a covenant. Sometimes made of love. Sometimes of circumstance. But almost always made in secret.

You may be always victorious if you will never enter into any contest where the issue does not wholly depend upon yourself.

You either believe marriage and human sexuality are sacred, or you do not.

Know the official post office abbreviations for all 50 states without having to consult a list.

Tolerance and compassion are qualities of fearless people.

I started harmonica at the age of four, and when I was 12 I started the guitar. Then I played at school.

Most naughtiness arises because the children are bored and lack a relationship with the teacher.