Keeping vigil over her are two monsters of very different breeds but monster just the same. Death on her left. Devil on her right.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

I'm not really sure which parts of myself are real and which parts are things I've gotten from books.

What if it's the thereand not the herethat I long for?The wanderand not the wait, the magicin the lost feetstumbling downthe faraway streetand the way the moonnever hangsquite the same.

When I was initially charged I still thought I was not guilty because I had followed the rules.

there is no pleasure so sweet as the pleasure of spending money but the pleasure of writing is longer. There is no denying that.

My brother Mark still lives in the house we grew up in.

Life is real, reality is not a dream. Those who chose to sleep...I wake em up, Cause you're sleepin with your mouth open hummin deez nuts.

I don't have to say I'm going to make a song. A song is always there. I just have to open my mouth and a song comes out.

Reality is observer-determined - it's a spatio-temporal process, which fortunately means that things must change.

Leaders don’t complain about what’s not working. Leaders celebrate what is working and work to amplify it.