Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

Do not get discouraged if you feel He is not answering your questions or speaking to your situation. He will. Trust Him in the wait. He is at work.

In her spare time she scribbled her thoughts, wishes and dreams, life and times. It kept her sane despite her loneliness.

Anxiety is fear of one's self.

I didn't have the same fitness or ability as the other girls, so I had to beat them with my mind.

You said, 'Planning is something for communist countries; democracy and planning don't go together!' But, with all the errors we committed, our plans succeeded.

Children show scars like medals. Lovers use them as secrets to reveal. A scar is what happens when the word is made flesh.

Hope, perhaps the most dangerous of all emotions and perhaps the most necessary.

Now is the time to make good use of time. Today is the day to begin a perfect day.

I realized, the older I get, the more difficult life becomes. It's not easier, it's more difficult.

Our own acts are isolated and one act does not buy absolution for another.