Kant was probably the worst writer ever heard of on earth before Karl Marx. Some of his ideas were really quite simple, but he always managed to make them seem unintelligible. I hope he is in Hell.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

[H]iding how you really feel and trying to make everyone happy doesn't make you nice, it just makes you a liar.

The fearful person wilts and submits to what they call fate. The fearless negotiates with fate for a compromise.

Between now and then, 'til I see you again, I'll be loving you.

True Love Isn't Hearts & Flowers. It's Blood & Guts & Bouquets Of Barbed Wire

The metaphors exist for the stories.

An oyster may be crossed in love.

One must turn the tongue seven times in the mouth before speaking.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

If I want to be remembered as anything in this life it's just 'nice'.I feel like being nice to others is the coolest thing anyone can be.

It is very hard to enroll people in anything. And there is a very big difference between the words motivate and inspire.