Just because you're in the market for a minivan doesn't mean you can't test drive a hotrod.

There are no superior or inferior races. No one is intrinsically inferior or superior. All have the same value as creatures of god. Those who put others down simply want to exploit them.

The look of success, when it is worn a certain way, would infuriate a jackass.

I take great solace that Einstein failed math. I failed math. I also failed English and home economics. Einstein was an underachiever.

I don't know an England player who could fix a light bulb, let alone a match

And I love shooting football.

I don't wonder about anything. I'm too old to wonder. I think the most important thing is to wake-up with a pulse. I look in the obituary columns. If I'm not in it, I get out of bed.

The sincere teachers of their youth should be met, not with an intention to dictate to them, but to give additional force to their well-meant endeavours, and raise them to public esteem.

If your concern is that I may be overcome with manly ardor and ravish you in a moment of weakness… I may. If you ask nicely.

The tongue is a powerful tool. And the words we say are never forgotten. Never.

I'm not a doctor. I just have a tremendous amount of common sense.