Julie Seagle: I would never in a million years go skydiving.Finn is God: What if I took you?

The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time.

Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations.

I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you.

You are not the first, and will not be the last, to say so. I wear my “warped” label with pride.

Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.

... But my voice is too soft. The wind picks up my words and swallows them whole.

Why use a sledgehammer when a butterfly net will suffice?

The best model of a cat is another cat..., specially the same cat.

Some 5 billion years from now, there will be a last perfect day on Earth... then the sun will begin to die, life will be extinguished, the oceans will boil and evaporate away.

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

The principal activities of brains are making changes in themselves.

Those jobs flee other states because of factors like excessive taxation, punitive regulation and frivolous lawsuits.

You give up your future, lose your dreams, are stained with despair . . . Yet at the same time you shake off your past, fight reality, and never lose your nobility.

I lump Canada and the States together. I like good old North American boys.

A small lie needs a bodyguard of bigger lies to protect it.