Jeb climbed the ladder Fang had just lowered and I indulged in a moments fantasy about someone slamming the trapdoor on his head.”-max

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Serious thinkers are few, and the world is ruled by crude ideas.

The worst thing in this world, next to anarchy, is government.

I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.

Being a rock star is being a rock star, I don't need to go into the details. What would you do if you were a rock star?

Modern broad-mindedness benefits the rich; and benefits nobody else.

We're supposed to be the people who make culture, not decorate culture.

If someone who knows what's going on comes up and says they liked the music, I appreciate that.

People often imagine that being hard to please confers a certain superiority.

To live with our enemies as if they may some time become our friends, and to live with our friends as if they may some time become our enemies, is not a moral but a political maxim

The moment I'm perceived to be even a tiny bit successful, my career will go down the pan.