Jealousy always trumps schadenfreude! It’s a rule from the heartbreak version of ‘rock, paper, scissors.

I'm not big on regret - until time travel actually exists, it seems like a waste of making yourself feel bad

…hate's got to be a disease with me.

Hey, mister, I don’t think so. You go outside and yell at sky, you so angry.

The anger and the creativity are so closely intertwined with me, and there's plenty of anger left.

In the long run, stability cannot be purchased at the expense of liberty.

Nine-tenths of the world is entertained by scandalous rumors, which are never dissected until they are dead and, when pricked, collapse like an empty bladder.

All you ever were was a little bit of the universe, thinking to itself. Very specific; this bit, here, right now. All the rest was fantasy.

I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.

When I was in college, I lost my scholarship one year. I had enough money for tuition, but not room and board. So I camped in the hills.

Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life.

The worst thing about not being president anymore is I was disoriented for three weeks because nobody every played a song when I walked in.