JPMorgan is a very good franchise. And the way you should look at a franchise, a business, is from the standpoint of the customers.

The government has the right to change laws and rules and regulations.

You read constantly that banks are lobbying regulators and elected officials as if this is inappropriate. We don't look at it that way.

Don't do anything stupd. And don't waste money. Let everybody else waste money and do stupid things; then we'll buy them.

Just because you have a good hand today doesn't mean it's good tomorrow. And some of the things we're doing may become very disadvantageous at some point.

My daughter asked me when she came home from school, "What's the financial crisis?" and I said, it's something that happens every five to seven years.

Our plate is full. We have a lot to do building our company organically and that is our key focus.

We're going to do the right thing for the company and our customers, all things considered.

Businesses can be opaque. They are complex. You don't know how aircraft engines work either.

We have built a very good company, and we're proud of it. We also recognize that much of it has been built on the shoulders of the thousands of employees and leaders who have worked here before us.

You never know exactly how new policies are going to work. That doesn't mean you shouldn't try them.

Yes. THANK YOU. And say hello to Judas Iscariot.

He lives down in a ribcage in the dry leaves of a heart.

Better farPursue a frivolous trade by serious means, Than a sublime art frivolously.

Dating is like a game. If someone feels like they have won us over too easily, they won’t see our value and will go elsewhere to find something they have to work a little bit harder for.

Tears are often a gift from God, and sadness is a healthy emotion.

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run.

Nothing is so capable of overturning a good intention as to show a distrust of it; to be suspected for an enemy, is often sufficient to make a person become one.

On bravely through the sunshine and the showers! Time hath his work to do, and we have ours.

My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction.

If you don't like bacteria, you're on the wrong planet.