It was scary how much she sounded like me sometimes. Maybe that's why she totally got on my nerves

I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.

Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER!

I'm in a Road Runner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote.

Did vampirism encourage Stockholm syndrome?

He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.

Kissing Sinclair was like making out with a sexy timber wolf— he was licking my fangs and nipping me lightly and growling under his breath and it was...oh, it was really something.

I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.

Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?

Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

The desires of the flesh leads to sin.

It's pretty sad when you have to choose between the lesser of two evils.

A sky as pure as water bathed the stars and brought them out.

I could really try new things. That was satanism, it works really well, I made a pact.

The Sibyl, with frenzied mouth uttering things not to be laughed at, unadorned and unperfumed, yet reaches to a thousand years with her voice by aid of the god.

Some people are always thirsting for water from other people's wells.

You lose a lot of time, hating people.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

Cowardice is no virtue.