It used to irritate a friend of mine that when he went to confession he never got the chance to tell the priest the good things he had done.

What I like about gluttony, a bishop I knew used to say, is that it doesnt hurt anyone else.

What is difficult about learning - any kind of learning - is that you have to give up what you know already to make room for the new ideas. Children are much better at it than grownups.

If envy was not such a tearing thing to feel it would be the most comic of sins. It is usually, if not always, based on a complete misunderstanding of another person's situation.

resisting life, he finds that the Self is more than his own being; it includes the whole universe.

People are like a pack of dogs sometimes. All right one by one, but together... together they do awful things they don't mean to do.

Wise Child: Why don't you beat me then?Juniper: I can't be bothered.

Embraced in Isaac’s wings, I decided that change wasn’t such a bad thing. It actually gave flight to a whole new world I couldn’t wait to explore.

A Dog can never brag about catching a cat that waited for him.

They can only kill us once.

The grace and beauty of life will be clean gone when we all become useful men.

I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid.

I'm able to separate fiction and reality. I guess it remains to be seen if other people are.

Pain is unjust, and all the arguments That cannot soothe it only rouse suspicion.

Intoxication is calculated to put heart into the elderly and give them delight in dancing.

I have followed my heart my whole life - the crazy kid, a contrarian by nature, and I've been in trouble in points in my career.

The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.