It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.

Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.

I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art. I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette."

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.

I very carefully levered up an eyelid and shut it again fast. A merciless sunbeam had squirted straight in, making my brain bleed.

Too often, we fall into the trap of thinking 'equal' means 'the same' and that we achieve equality by treating everyone identically.

My fantasy is that I could wake up looking amazing, that I could be strong and stop the bully, but that everybody would love me, too. I think that's intrinsic to fantasy - fantasy is fantasy.

My Daddy liked physical fitness and wanted me to be a prizefighter.

Know the difference between a catastrophe and an inconvenience.

Grief never mended no broken bones.

Forever made that kiss stand out in my mind, touch my heart, make me remember a kiss so tender.

Mehr als das Leben lieb' ich meine Freiheit. More than life, I cherish freedom.

Every therapeutic intervention is an act of social transformation.

Transform reason into ordered intuition; let all thyself be light. This is thy goal.