It's real hard to come up with something unique. We've seen just about everything over the last 10 years.

I thought LeBron James was just going to be another addition to help me score

Grief helps us to relinquish the illusion that the past could be different from what it was.

I want to do to you what spring does with the cherry trees.

May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early!

Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about how you shouldn't chop down trees to make a book that no one will read.

Traders and Surfers both have to deal with feelings of missing out on the small ones, until the big one comes along. They also have to deal with feelings of staying with the big one.

There are three types of golf: golf, tournament golf and Major championship golf.

This is Huntress placing Panta four-five, four-six on battle stations, I repeat battle stations, time one-two-four-one. Authenticate hotel romeo, all parties acknowledge with initials.

I still think that if the human race, or even one nation, could only get right about its God the rest would follow.

Old gardeners never die; they just very slowly turn into the most magnificent compost. But what a marvellous, active brew it is!

I watched a lot of pot movies before we did this [Pineapple Express]. My favorites were always the characters in movies that weren't necessarily in stoner movies.