It’s my failure to sound like my heroes that’s allowed me to sound like myself.

Someday, everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, be strong and keep reminding your self that everything happens for a reason.

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the moment for them.

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.

Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.

Don't be scared to walk alone. Don't be scared to like it.

If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.

The biggest mistake I made and what cost me a lot of enjoyment in my life, was assuming that everybody cared. They don’t.

The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when sad tries to bite its lip and not cry, and smile and say, "No I'm happy for you"? Thats when it's really sad.

PENSAR EN MI CINCUEN TA POR CIENTO DEL TIEMPO.

Religion means to know God and to love Him.

When you pursue great flavor, you also pursue great ecology.

It is the women who are the leaders in change and without their participation poverty can never be removed.

The natures and dispositions of men are, not without truth, distinguished from the predominance of the planets.

Nixon wasn't really considered the president by the youth of America. He was considered to be a fraud and which he proved himself to be.

Riley. How bad has it been?" "Just fabulous. The demonic kitten really made my night.

I have the greatest appreciation for Governor [Sarah] Palin and her family. There's great joy to know them.

I was always funny, but I didn't know being funny was a gift.

I did like seven songs on Michael Jackson's Invincible album, but I might have done 60 songs to get to those seven. You don't know what's going to happen.