It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

People who have the most birthdays live the longest.

The appalling reality in American politics today is that, when ideology and money mix, truth is a mere inconvenience.

The harvested fields bathed in the autumn mist speak of God and his goodness far more vividly than any human lips.

Colors express the main psychic functions of man.

Thanksgiving speaks in clear, crisp tones of forgotten terms, like integrity - bravery - respect - freedom - discipline - sacrifice - godliness.

We're like little puppies chasing our tails. We realize we're never getting what we want and then realize we need to do something a bit more profound.

If men were angels, there would be no need of government.

War's balance will prevail.

I like the way my heart beats, I like the way I think; I don't need or want anything to change that.

We live, we love. These are the choices we are given, to open doors or to close them. It is all we have, and it is enough