It's cool to have critical success because it's always nice for your peers to say, 'Good job.' But who cares about them?

A girlfriend? No thanks, I'd rather play nintendo and build my lego set!

I dont usually have dreams. I'm to busy sleeping to dream.

Love is selfless. The key is giving up yourself.

You may be pulling from different influences because of different things that are going on in your life, different people that are around you and more experiences to pull from.

Something in me wanted to find out how far I could run without stopping.

I don't tend to get girls as fans. I just get all the young guys and weirdos.

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

Lots and lots of trees together, equals big trees!

I'm the wacky one. Wacky. Wacky.

God just told me to shut up!

You have to push through every barrier to get to the mountain top.

Ideas are substitutes for sorrows...

I once believed that I possessed creative talent, but I have given up this idea; a woman must not desire to compose — there has never yet been one able to do it. Should I expect to be the one?

Catch-and-release, that's like running down pedestrians in your car and then, when they get up and limp away, saying -- 'Off you go! That's fine. I just wanted to see if I could hit you.'

...it is not necessary to the child to awaken to the sense of the strange and humorous by giving a man a luminous nose...to the child it is sufficiently strange and humorous to have a nose at all.

Nothing dies so hard, or rallies so often as intolerance.

I think if women put some more of the time and money they put on their heads in their heads, they’d be better off.

I live young and I keep the weight off of me.

As for my prediction that this phone would be a bad idea for Apple to pursue, anything can still happen. Time is a cruel mistress.

It's such a deliberate thing to sit down and write a tweet. You're putting yourself out there in a very deliberate way, and over however many tweets, you start to create a character for yourself.