It's a super super strange world when the actors are the less weird ones.

Don't mess with me! I'm a black-belt!

When you think of it I haven't really done a lot of horror. It's amazing: I have done some really good ones, but I haven't done a lot of them.

Time is definitely money, so if you screw up a day or a shot, you may not get a chance to go back and get that shot and redo that day.

I already survived one apocalypse, I don't need another.

I don't approach a role by saying I'll be unsavory or unlikable. I think all the roles I've done have been very passionate people who go to absolute extremes to make their points.

I've always wanted to play a teacher.

You know how it is, somebody will see your work and like it and remember it, then decide to make it a role in their film.

I don't approach a role by saying I'll be unsavory or unlikable.

Every time I was cast in a role, the director put a gun in my hand, so I figured I’d better learn how to use one. Then I found out I really liked it.

Horror fans need horror, okay? They don't need little worms squirming around going down your throat. To them, that's not horror.

Now, tomorrow Miss Laurie McCrae and me, we have an appointment with a sky pilot who will make it proper for us to travel in double harness.

A pen that has clocked up a million words, a lifetime’s memories, is worth more than the centrepiece in a jeweller’s window.

Yeah but I don’t know how to make myself go there. Maybe it might never happen again. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

I guarantee you, yoga will compete with computers, music, sports, automobiles, the drug industry. Yoga will take over the world!

The computer is a moron.

I sit quietly and repeat my mantra until I'm in a meditative state, taking it all in but not focusing on any one thing.

I'm not trying to get power over white. I'm involved in a freedom struggle. Not a power struggle.

If you find yourself in a movie that you have questions about, it's not a compromise to your integrity.

I say, Ich liebe Deutschland! Heil Hitler! and farewell.