It's a shame I'm going to be forced to commit severe testicular trauma upon that boy

@mink: Well, you’re in luck, if you pick another movie. My hair is clean, I usually eat dinner around eight, and I’m currently single. Not that it matters.

A master is one who can effortlessly alternate between a free mind and a controlled mind.

A song that wrenches the heart finds a knowing ear and a liking heart.

The problem is, that no matter where you work there's going to be people that are so dumb you wonder how the hell they remember to breathe every morning.

Lover of poetry, prose and procrastination.

Money is always there but the pockets change it is not in the same pockets after a change and that is all there is to say about money.

Fear is incomplete knowledge.

I've been in football a long time and people have problems through debt, drugs, drink and family.

God may have mercy, but we won't.

This season don't get lost in making the perfect meal or become overwhelmed with all the folks in your house. Use this time to center yourself.

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed.