It must be confessed that the inventors of the mechanical arts have been much more useful to men than the inventors of syllogisms.

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.

If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize.

It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.

The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

Give me the patience for the small things of life, courage for the great trials of life. Help me to do my best each day and then go to sleep knowing God is awake.

Many are destined to reason wrongly; others, not to reason at all; and others, to persecute those who do reason.

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.

The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

The more often a stupidity is repeated, the more it gets the appearance of wisdom.

I'm not too heavy?" she asked. He had just come off crutches, after all.Sophie, you're practically a midget, " he reminded her.

I said, 'If other beings besides us exist on Earth, why didn't we meet them a long time ago?

Choice Theory explains that, for all practical purposes, we choose everything we do.

In Britain, polls show large majorities in favour of mansion taxes and higher taxes on the finance sector.

To bear the country's disgrace is to rule the shrines of soil and grain. To bear the country's misfortunes is to be the king of the world.

When I'm writing in long hand, it just goes on and on and on. When I was in the saloon business, I would just greet people and talk to them and avoid taxes, and getting behind the bar. What else.

The Victorian woman became her ovaries, as today's woman has become her "beauty.

Be part of the miraculous moment.

Mac people use their computers; Windows people put up with their computers

The human heart has a sigh lonelier than the cry of the bittern.