It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

It's a pook, a messenger...spy is more like it, " Kern explained sourly. "This one will tattle, and I'll never hear the end of it when I go back." An eyebrow lifted. "Consorting with a human.

In order for us to have a future that's exciting and inspiring, it has to be one where we're a space-bearing civilization.

To succeed, we must have the will to succeed, we must have stamina, determination, backbone, perseverance, self-reliance, and faith.

Well, by all means please let's decentralize policing.

My sister bought me a set at a candy store and taught me the moves.

If there is any way for that man to do the job wrong, he'll do it that way.

All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry. They can't.

The signs of outstanding leadership appear primarily among the followers.

I have said it before and I will say it again: Impeachment is off the table.

I want to be as healthy as I can be so I can make it past 50; make it past 60 and make it past 70.