It is important to expose yourself to ideas you don't agree with from time to time. Attend a political rally of a party you do not like.

Don't worry about how things are. Watch where they are headed.

The world is not fair. If you persist in presuming it is, you will create a lot of unnecessary misery for yourself.

Don't worry about where you are. Watch the first derivative.

Are you sick and tired of men sniveling and whining about how we women want to smother them? If you can still hear them whining you aren't holding the pillow down hard enough.

The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy.

We humble ourselves under the mighty grace of the Creator. He will deliver us from every chain and oppression.

People are all crazy... but the craziest are the ones who never allow themselves to be crazy.

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.

If net neutrality goes away, it will fundamentally change everything about the Internet.

Systematic yoga and vipassana opens the "Dasham Duar" the mystical tenth spiritual gateway located at the top of the skull.

Money is an echo of value. It's the thunder to Value's Lightning.

I voted for the Deficit Reduction Package with significant heartburn over the student aid provisions.

It's nonsense to say that it's not in the bill. The reality is that the bill they will have passed to the Senate will have this language in it.

I would never say one was more important or more gratifying than the next because there's a tremendous amount of work, as you know, that goes into winning a cup.

We made it,' he shouted. 'Not bad for a prison break, eh?' 'Good thinking Jake.