If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy.

Don't worry about how things are. Watch where they are headed.

The world is not fair. If you persist in presuming it is, you will create a lot of unnecessary misery for yourself.

Don't worry about where you are. Watch the first derivative.

Are you sick and tired of men sniveling and whining about how we women want to smother them? If you can still hear them whining you aren't holding the pillow down hard enough.

The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

It is important to expose yourself to ideas you don't agree with from time to time. Attend a political rally of a party you do not like.

We are an inspiration to one another.

And when a man that old takes up money-hunting, it's like when he takes up gambling or whisky or women. He aint going to have time to quit.

I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over.

Whatever we fix our thoughts upon or steadily focus our imagination upon, that is what we attract.

I am accustomed to think very long of going anywhere,--am slow to move. I hope to hear a response of the oracle first.

If there is one area where equity is crucial and essential, I think it should be the issue of water.

Trials show us where we are and where we need to grow. Dont run from them, grow from them.

The idea of experimenting with machines to create art was always something I tinkered with.

If you look around at America, that's one of its biggest problems is you have corporations that can never be pleased at a profit.

I am too not a bit tamed, I too am untranslatable, I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.