It is fun to think about your pet moonlighting as a water delivery man, or a bouncer at a bar. Thinking about your dog out in the world, instead of laying on your bed when you leave, is really fun.

Im a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows.

America is a great place, speech is free and you're able to expose the fact that you're an idiot.

My mom's passionate and energetic and very funny and enthusiastic.

I’m sort of like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy and I dare you to not like me.

Anything that I've put my name to and my face to and put my time into, is something that I'm clearly passionate about, or I wouldn't be there.

I'm very grateful and appreciative, and I remind myself every day that there are thousands and thousands of actors that have the same dreams and aspirations that I have.

I've had pets my whole life, and I grew up with pigs and cows.

Remember that the old lady who's taking forever in line is someone's grandma

Bringing up a child in a loving relationship is the most important thing.

I sort of look at music as helping me get through situations.

Forgive and be happy.

Time never changes—only we change. We measure the changes of our lives and think that we are measuring time. We are just measuring the movement of the earth.

If I do decide to have a Girl's Gone Wild moment, I want it to be with some hot young thing, not a senior citizen-Jaycie Lerner

I always wanted children, but not until they were actually part of my life did I realize that I could love that fiercely, or get that angry.

Opportunities are not offered. They must be wrested and worked for. And this calls for perseverance... and courage.

Making a film, it uses a certain... 'pretend-muscle,' I don't know what you want to call it. It exhausts something in me, I find. It has to be really something to get me interested.

Do what intrigues you, explore what interests you; think mystery, not mastery.

Many talents preserve their precociousness right into old age.

We're all trying to decide whether your scores up there are a miracle or a mistake." "A habit.