It has not been a good day. I lost my glasses early this morning and I had to go buy a pair of 79 dollar reading glasses today. 79 bucks. You can literally get them at Costco, three-for-20.

I may not know much but I can count.

It seems like we're doing just enough to lose by a little.

It's the nuts and bolts time of the year and we don't have enough nuts and bolts.

Optional is latin for 'Be There'.

A complacent player is a lazy player, and a lazy player is a loser.

I know you define leads by goals having the lead, but we never really had the lead.

In the name of Bacon will you chicken me up that egg.Shall I swallow cave-phantoms?

Action and personal happiness have no truck with each other

I had a dream about you… but I don’t know you…who are you?

Nothing has a stronger influence psychologically on their environment and especially on their children than the unlived lives of the parents.

Only a stomach that rarely feels hungry scorns common things.

We like that a sentence should read as if its author had he held a plough instead of a pen could have drawn a furrow deep and straight to the end.

Don’t start. I saw Marcie climb inside your Jeep.” “She needed a ride.” I adopted a hands-on-hips pose. “What kind of ride?” “Not that kind of ride,” he said slowly.

The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.

I guess I'm about ready to promote myself in a more human way. I don't feel quite so insecure.

I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing