It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.

In the beginning, the price of giving great love is risking that it won't be returned. Until you understand, of course, that great love is always returned. With interest.

I can't spare this man, he fights!

No one can endure his own solitude.

Anglers have a way of romanticizing their battles with fish.

Joy, temperance, and repose, slam the door on the doctor's nose.

Throw leaders into an extreme environment, and it will separate the stark differences between greatness and mediocrity.

As movies and TV projects come up, they go out to the agents and we just go out and audition for them.

In the end, forever, you and I will be in Heaven or Hell. Period.

I am convinced that companies should put staff first, customers second and shareholders third - ultimately that's in the best interest of customers and shareholders.