Is calling English our national language racist? Are we at that point?

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.

The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.

Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place.

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.

It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.

It is increasingly important to be open-minded.

I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.

Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse.

Everyday is a gift and a very special day

She closed her eyes and let the rain fall on her face, and after another second, I could not have said what were raindrops, and what tears.

It would be better alone, anything is better alone but I don't think I can handle it alone.

Because my mother couldn't change my present, I decided to change my daughter's future

It is curious how sometimes the memory of death lives on for so much longer than the memory of the life that is purloined.

I tend to believe that religious dogma is a consequence of evolution.

A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.

The British security industry has the capacity to be a world leader and it should be our shared objective to achieve this.