Instead of bringing it back and putting the money to work, because they can't work out a deal to - and everybody agrees it should be brought back.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

That happens quite a lot in Hot Chip - you can let go of something that was originally essential to the creation of a song.

Ask not what fun does for you. Ask rather what you do for fun.

The truth taught by Jesus Christ is the right way to live.

When you've been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don't know a specific joke, you can pretty much guess what it's going to be.

We idealize them as gods or dismiss them as animals.

Most people believe they know what it is that would make them happy, and what it is that they should get rid of in order to be happy. Unfortunately, few actually do.

A clean confession combined with a promise never to commit the sin again, when offered before one who has the right to receive it, is the purest type of repentance.

Just ask the local people for the best food. Don't rely on a guidebook.

The sun rises at midnight.

Love and freedom are vital to the creation and upbringing of a child.