Innocent Americans are murdered, and what happens? An entire political party and an amendment to the US Constitution gets blamed.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I cannot create greatness as I can only create weak facsimiles. And in sorting through the innumerable facsimiles around me, I will only happen upon true greatness when I happen upon the true God.

Emotions are contagious. We've all known it experientially. You know after you have a really fun coffee with a friend, you feel good. When you have a rude clerk in a store, you walk away feeling bad.

When a man sells eleven ounces for twelve, he makes a compact with the devil, and sells himself for the value of an ounce.

For me, humanitarian service, or rather service of all that lives, is religion. And I draw no distinction between such religion and politics.

There's a special place in heaven for caregivers.

All is context. Choose yours carefully, where you have a choice.

But what had happened, had happened, and it was no longer possible to right anything.

Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.

My only solution for the problem of habitual accidents is to stay in bed all day. Even then, there is always the chance that you will fall out.

Everybody has a weakness. Mine is food.