In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king. In the darkness the man with a candle is an easy target.

She was no longer theirs. She was his. And he was hers. And this was their world.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.

If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.

A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about

Slice and Dice, Slice and Dice

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story.

[Caine] "Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were." [Sam] "Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

The ultimate obscenity is not caring, not doing something about what you feel, not feeling! Just drawing back and drawing in, becoming narcissistic.

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

Inventions have long since reached their limit, and I see no hope for further development.

You're measured by championships no matter what.

If you want to run an ad on the iPad, it has to be approved by Apple.

Designing is a lot like a high-wire act - if the tightrope walker is only six inches off the ground, where's the excitement?

I think my parents gave me a love of learning; from there you set out on your own path.

Chinese central government doesn't need to even lead public opinion: it just selectively stops censorship. In other words, just as censorship is a political tool, so is the absence of censorship.

An informed citizenry is the only true repository of the public will.