In his life, Donald Trump's had a great track record of failure, bankruptcies, running from Vietnam, everything like that.

Why do all Republicans need Lego hair?

The Israelis haven't done anything to the Palestinians. They treated them with flowers and roses.

Donald Trump didn't go to Vietnam. He said he had a medical problem. He got a medical deferment. Now his doctor says he's the healthiest man alive.

You can't get any more patriotic than dying for the country.

Donald Trump's a bigot without a shadow of a doubt.

Donald Trump is a disrupter, that's why he's winning.

You know what's a savvy business move? Making a profit.

Donald Trump is actually a loser.

You might not understand, but I gave you the best of me, and after you left, nothing was ever the same.

It all began with a shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn't be there at all.

Education is the foundation of all human endeavors. It is the most noble of all the elements of human consciousness.

Books were my escape, they transported me to other worlds without step-mothers.

The secret of all true persuasion is to induce the person to persuade himself.

Where all of the man is what property he owns, it does not take long to annihilate him.

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.

I got saved by poetry. And I got saved by the beauty of the world.

No art should be fashionable.

Do not seek perfection in a changing world. Instead, perfect your love.