Donald Trump is a disrupter, that's why he's winning.

Why do all Republicans need Lego hair?

The Israelis haven't done anything to the Palestinians. They treated them with flowers and roses.

Donald Trump didn't go to Vietnam. He said he had a medical problem. He got a medical deferment. Now his doctor says he's the healthiest man alive.

You can't get any more patriotic than dying for the country.

Donald Trump's a bigot without a shadow of a doubt.

In his life, Donald Trump's had a great track record of failure, bankruptcies, running from Vietnam, everything like that.

You know what's a savvy business move? Making a profit.

Donald Trump is actually a loser.

Once upon a time, when I was young, his forgetting might have rendered my memory meaningless. I no longer require so much from life.

No one will ever make necessity not happen.

Making drawings with text in the first place, it really was born of a desire to be economic, and to do things as simply as possible, and to do as much as I could by the most economic means.

I was always in the popular crowd, but I really had atrocious teeth. I was encouraged to 'do well in school, 'cause no one's going to marry you!'

Our knowledge is a torch of smoky pine That lights the pathway but one step ahead Across a void of mystery and dread.

Every man has a train of thought on which he rides when he is alone.

There are things about which I don't even talk to myself.

Change is a great and horrible thing, and people love it or hate it at the same time. Without change, however, you just don't move.

Whatever you love most, that is your god.

People think it's the mind that drives us. It is the heart. The mind is a slave to the heart. So check the condition of the heart.