In comedy you work with people so often that they just become familiar faces - it's like a fraternity.

It's a hard, lonely feeling, to be completely yourself in front of strangers.

That's my only goal: Stay off crack.

There's tons of stuff where you're like, "God, I wish I could take that back."

I would say Colin Jost is Kanye West because he takes like the creative risk a lot of times, whereas I'm like, "Uh, I don't know..."

Donald Trump is Donald Trump! He doesn't apologize for who he is. We know he's tacky. We know he's orange. We know he's got a bad haircut.

I think when you first get a job, you're just trying to do what the last regime did, just to keep it going, as opposed to actually doing what you want to do.

Hope costs nothing.

Noise in the form of words'

As vivacity is the gift of women gravity is that of men.

I have always loved solitude, a trait which tends to increase with age.

You don't believe me?" Jace asked. "Fine. Go ahead. Kiss me right now." Alec stared at him in horror. "Exactly. Despite my staggering good lucks, you actually don't like me that way.

When people and animals die, they stay with us in our minds.

I've known just thousands of people a hell of a lot more talented than me who never could get anywhere.

For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers.

To me, music is no joke and it's not for sale.

Be your true self. Because if you're not, there are consequences to be paid.