Donald Trump is Donald Trump! He doesn't apologize for who he is. We know he's tacky. We know he's orange. We know he's got a bad haircut.

It's a hard, lonely feeling, to be completely yourself in front of strangers.

That's my only goal: Stay off crack.

In comedy you work with people so often that they just become familiar faces - it's like a fraternity.

There's tons of stuff where you're like, "God, I wish I could take that back."

I would say Colin Jost is Kanye West because he takes like the creative risk a lot of times, whereas I'm like, "Uh, I don't know..."

I think when you first get a job, you're just trying to do what the last regime did, just to keep it going, as opposed to actually doing what you want to do.

To control yourself, control your fear first.

God is a mean-spirited, pugnacious bully bent on revenge against His children for failing to live up to his impossible standards.

Poor fellow, he suffers from files.

If you're having fun, you wind up innovating.

The human soul develops up to the time of death.

Your level of success will seldom exceed your level of personal development.

The fundamental purpose of a novel like Count Julian is to achieve the unity of object and means of representation, the fusion of treason as scheme and treason as language.

Grief is not a problem to be fixed but a process to be lived out.

It won't hurt, said her other father. Coraline knew that when grown-ups told you something wouldn't hurt it almost always did. She shook her head.

We must believe in ourselves as no one else will believe in us, we must match our expectations with the competence, courage and determination to succeed.