Imagination is imitative-the real innovation lies in criticism.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

And then he winked.Jeez, I thought my heart would explode on the spot. The last time a guy winked at me was years ago, and that’d been a creepy mall Santa.

I'm most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time when I was six months old.

In 1950, the biggest amp you could get was no bigger than a tabletop radio.

We should not clap our hands and mourn, for he is out of trouble. You are still in it.

As in all successful ventures, the foundation of a good retirement is planning.

Poltroons, cowards, skulkers and dastards.

You stand out like a fart in a church.

Happy people have no history.

Repeat mantra: Donuts are not vitamins, donuts are not.

Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.