If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television.

You know, what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars...

The face and the actor is great, but if you were to start out and you said, "my name is Humphrey" somebody would punch you out, because that's a stupid name to have.

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers.

Vancouver is a beautiful area, I don't care what time of the year you're there. Vancouver and Calgary. Great places in Canada.

I think Canadian talent is exceptional. You continually show us up here in the States with your brilliancy.

The entire behind the scenes of Saturday Night Live are all Canadian.

I do Broadway because I refuse to succumb to the stereotypical things that Hollywood does to a performer.

Canadians send us great hockey players. You also send us wonderful performers, from the beginning, with Mary Pickford.

There's this Lebanese lady I dearly loved who raised 13 children in Toledo, and she retired in Phoenix. She said, I get up every morning and say, Thank you, God. I do the same thing now.

I am not the captain of my ship. My ship is out there, but I don't have my course. You never know in this business.

Your strategy for success must constantly move, change, and evolve.

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy.

Three is the number of those who do holy work; Two is the number of those who do lover's work; One is the number of those who do perfect evil Or perfect good.

The Waterfall Model is wrong and harmful; we must outgrow it.

Lack of comfort means we are on the threshold of new insights.

Fair is whatever God wants to do.

Did you hear that Mitch? Your mom thinks you're beautiful.

The old men know when an old man dies.

If Jesus is the Son of God in human flesh, He's one of a kind of the 13 billions of people who have ever lived.